This post is by Mr. B. You see, mom, has been a little busy lately so I figure that I should write and give her a break. She would probably title this post a hard day's work for a SAHM, but it was really me who had to work so hard today.
First, I was unhappy that she locked the back door, so I had to find fun on the sun porch. I found out after some effort that I can take apart the pepper grinder. You should see how neat the sun porch looks now. Mom still hasn't been able to clean it up since she needs a new bag for the vacuum. I know that she could use the broom, but when she gets it out I shriek and I pretend I don't remember that I have my own broom. Her look of exasperation is priceless. It is worth all the work.
Later on when she was trying to put away laundry, I emptied out the basket for her to make up for the above work. For some reason, she did not like that I unfolded them all. That was fun!
Later when she was getting food ready for me, I had a little water fun. At first she thought it was just the dog's water bowl, so she did not run in right away. So, when she did run in, I decided to give her a fun surprise. I found a way to take the diaper sprayer and turn it into a bathroom fountain like the one at the park. She looked unhappy, so I made sure to point out where I hit the top of the door and wall. When I smiled proudly and giggled, she tried to hide her laughter, but I am smarter than her. I saw it, but don't tell her, please.
Yes, I toddler, Mr. B, have to make sure that my mostly SAHM works hard. I hear that SAHMs don't work and just eat bon bons. I am confused about this and so have one question: What exactly are bon bons and why don't I get them for snack? Can anyone help me.